Tired of people bothering you? Introducing the Neomachi Stealth Hoodie, featuring "Ignore Mode" technology. Now you can ghost people in style
- Perfect for avoiding exes, bosses & awkward small talk.
- Scientifically proven* to make people pretend they don’t see you.
- Works best when worn with headphones.
(*Science not included.)
BONUS: Order 2 hoodies and we’ll throw in a free tee, because real ninjas need layers.
